My First Marriage Proposal

By someone else on November 6th, 1996

Okay I’m just a freshman at a very conservative university in west Texas (Abilene Christian University), and I know you are in the big time out in Seattle but I realy think it could work. I was born in Arlington Texas; you were born in Arlington Ohio…coincidence…I think not. We could go to Vegas; get maried in one of those chapels where Elvis is the best man, and honeymoon in the Galopogus islands. I came across your DNA fingerprinting page while doing research for a paper. I was so taken I just had to write. So please, Will you Marry me. a timely responce will be appriciated. Thanks. Bye. Your Love
Andy Bowman